Please send any comments, suggestions, rants, or whatever to me, Lunaretine, and I will do my best to ignore them. Na...I love input. Send me anything that comes to your mind. Pwetty Pwease?
Hi there traveler! Allow myself to introduce...umm...myself. My name is Lunaretine, bearer of everything crazy and odd that has to do with video games. This web page is basically a response to all the overly cute, nauseating fan pages I've come across while wandering around the internet like a rabid badger. There are exceptions, of course, to the average sugar-coated zones of cuteness I have met head on while searching for a good video game fan-fiction or fanart page. Basically, the majority of this site is not for the faint of heart, as it will contain random acts of insanity, immaturity, and things that some may deem as pointless and rather ambiguous. Naturally, it's all done in good taste...at least, I think it is. For those who do like dramatic stuff, do not fear! There will also be a great deal of that here too, so you'll need at least an IQ over 45 to enjoy the goodies this page has to offer. Now, I hope many of you are now thinking to yourselves "What the hell is this psycho babbling about?" If so, then my job is done.
Welcome to Cutesy Video Games Suck
Hi there traveler! Allow myself to introduce...umm...myself. My name is Lunaretine, bearer of everything crazy and odd that has to do with video games. This web page is basically a response to all the overly cute, nauseating fan pages I've come across while wandering around the internet like a rabid badger. There are exceptions, of course, to the average sugar-coated zones of cuteness I have met head on while searching for a good video game fan-fiction or fanart page. Basically, the majority of this site is not for the faint of heart, as it will contain random acts of insanity, immaturity, and things that some may deem as pointless and rather ambiguous. Naturally, it's all done in good taste...at least, I think it is. For those who do like dramatic stuff, do not fear! There will also be a great deal of that here too, so you'll need at least an IQ over 45 to enjoy the goodies this page has to offer. Now, I hope many of you are now thinking to yourselves "What the hell is this psycho babbling about?" If so, then my job is done.
Overall, here you will find video game related fan-fiction and artwork, mostly having to do with the Super Mario Bros. series and Legend of Zelda saga. Below you will see each section divided up by different links. Hopefully navigating this site will be much easier now. For those who are willing to take part in this sacreligious page which bastardizes various video game characters, I say hello and salutations! There are going to be guidelines as to what I accept. Click on the link below to find out what they are. As of now, I am accepting fan artwork, poetry, and contributions to the Wall of Video Game Debauchery. I am sorry, but I will no longer be accepting fan fiction. This site is getting way too big for me to handle as it is. It doesn't help that after three years of running this site, I still know jack shit about web design, so I'm pretty limited.
Mario, the stereotyped Italian plumber from Brooklyn, says: "Mamma mia! This-a here-a site helped me score-a with the chicks!"
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Have a spiffy day!
This site was last screwed around with on September 28, 2007. Much more to come, honestly baby.
Apparently people are sick enough to award my site!
Astound me, people! Blow me away with your artistic masterpieces, or I'll force you to look at my abysmal Paint art!
Random quotation for this update:
Actual lines found on resumes. I think I've finally found someone who types faster than me.
"--My ruthlessness terrorized the competition and can sometimes offend.
Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflics that arouse.
Please send any comments, suggestions, rants, or whatever to me, Lunaretine, and I will do my best to ignore them. Na...I love input. Send me anything that comes to your mind. Pwetty Pwease?
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This site is under MAJOR MAJOR construction. Update: I'm not even gonna attempt to explain why I haven't updated this site in months, so without further ado, Chapter 15 to The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of a Link to the Awakening of Time has been posted! Hallaj-freakin-lluia! I know many of you have been looking forward to this chapter, so here it is, in all it's horrific glory! Added a new picture to Ye Art Gallery. New chapters to both of my fics are in the works. I will try my best to have another update this fall, providing that life doesn't keep getting in the way! Attention artists! I have a few requests for some story art, so if anyone's interested, please e-mail me. I am accepting fan poetry so get your submissions in! Post at the message board and take some polls while you're at it. Sign my guestbook, dammit!